Bravo is developing a scripted drama based on Heathers, set 20 years later, with Veronica (Winona Ryder’s character in the original) returning to Sherwood with her daughter, who must contend with a new crew of mean girls—the Ashleys—at Westerberg High. Jenny Bicks, who was responsible for some of the best episodes of Sex and the City back when that show was in its heyday, is in charge. But still. A classic is a classic. All respect to you, fine people of Bravo, many of whom I know to be exceptionally smart and creative and all-around good sorts: but have you no decency?