Blue hair helps.
Really, the bluer the better.
Scary animals are big.
And scary animals paired with crotchy-shorts? All the better. Especially if you want to go ahead and throw a spiky death-choker into the mix too. In addition to which: a well-deployed, kinda contrasty, kinda matchy twinsy look is street photographer heroin.
When it doubt, go clashy.
No, really clashy.
Now we’re talking.
Attempting a Mommy’s been taking a lot of the pink pills look can be risky, but might just pay off if you low-key it with a quiet color palette.
Never underestimate the power of a good, solid pout.
And if your Chanel bag doesn’t have a lil’ buddy Chanel bag, you might as well pack your bags and go home.